you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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