I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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