It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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