yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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