Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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