Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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