My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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