I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
a search helicopter?!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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