member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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