Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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