who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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