so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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