he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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