SEEEEXXX PLEASE
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
