the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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