i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
