He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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