We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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