it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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