I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well you can't waste a boner
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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