It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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