is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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