my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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