I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
