Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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