piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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