What did we do last night that was yellow?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
