yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
