how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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