so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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