I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
this will be a night to untag.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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