I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my being single is dangerous.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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