I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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