We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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