What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
