just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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