hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
is it fun? or sober?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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