I have demons in me.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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