guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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