You just made me feel so damn special
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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