I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
pray to the hookup gods
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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