Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
dude i'm inner monologue high
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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