your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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