I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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