one might say we're banned from that church
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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