So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
