sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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