Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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