? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
i think i just lost a toe
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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