brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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